An alert reader sent me this picture of a Jeep bearing a license plate and stick people decal that I’m choosing to view through a sort of Zombie Apocalypse lens. It’s the only way this vehicle makes sense and it also makes me feel better about the world.
Otherwise, I’d be forced to reconcile the logically inconsistent idea that abortion before you’re born is bad, but abortion after you’re born (in the form of shooting yourself in the face by mistake with an AK-47) is totes kosher.
I don’t buy it.
I think this family of three is simply armed for the Zombie Apocalypse and advocating that it would be prudent for others on the road to follow suit.
That’s why the license plate says KIL-ZMB and the trifecta is well-armed for the coming End Times. In that scenario, it makes sense to “choose life,” because the alternative is dying at the hands of a staggering Zombie who wants to feed on your brains. Then you best believe you’re gonna need a Bushmaster, a handgun, and a hunting rifle.
When you think about it, this is actually a pretty smart thing to do to your Jeep.